Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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