I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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