thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
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I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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