This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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