Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
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There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
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Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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