Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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