woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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