last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
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Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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