i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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