i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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