If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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