your thong is hanging out like whoa
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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