i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
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great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
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Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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