some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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