Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
We have so much sex to catch up on
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
