I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
