Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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