Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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