Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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