yo everyone went to the hospital last night
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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