your thong is hanging out like whoa
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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