I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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