I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
You took a bar mat shot.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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