DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
