That's intense
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
