well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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