I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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