How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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