They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
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i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
My vagina is very pro this idea
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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