I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
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Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
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Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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