Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
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My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
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Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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