so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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