Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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