If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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