I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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