wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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