He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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