my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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