I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
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I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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