On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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