The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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