Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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