So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
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Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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It's like fucking tetris in this bed
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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