even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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