Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
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My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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