you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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