Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
