when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
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spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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