do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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