Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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