I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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