Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
