Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
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We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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