i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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