I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
my liver is dry heaving
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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