my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
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She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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