OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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