I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
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